We’ve all had days where we get to the end of it and wonder if the moon was out of alignment. Â Yesterday was like that for me. Â Lots of wacky stuff seemed to happen and it was highlighted by two encounters with two gentlemen around 80 years old. Â Maybe highlighted is too positive a word.
It started just before work when I was dashing across the street to get breakfast and the first guy stopped his little transit van, rolled down the window, and yelled out that I was a beautiful lady. Â Since he didn’t say I was a broad or chick or something I smiled and said thank you. Â As I was waiting for the bagel I started texting my husband about it. Â Then I looked up. Â There was the guy, arms wide, beaming at me. Â He calls across the store how beautiful I am. Â Things are starting to get awkward. Â But I figured be nice because maybe he’s not all there. Â I smiled again and said thank you. Â He took my hand and started kissing it. Â Oh boy. Â I wished him a nice day and headed out. Â But he followed me. Â Kept saying over and over I’m beautiful then he started saying he loves me. Â Hell of a way to kill a compliment. Â As I pulled out in my car I looked across the street and he was still there waving! Â He literally parked his car and followed me into the store.
A few hours later I was up front at work and another guy comes in wanting to have a walk in appointment. Â He looked at the photos on the wall. Now admittedly I have a photo up there that was done by a professional that is several years old. Â It still looks like me though. Â He declares he wants to sit with Virginia Payne. Â Keep in mind I have a name tag on plus that is a picture of me. Â I said that is me and unfortunately I don’t have time for a walk in. Â He said that’s not you. Â Yes it is. Â Not it’s not, it doesn’t look anything like you. Â Well thanks, I said. Â Then he doubles down and said the photo looks better you should keep it. Â What on earth?
And that was my day in a nutshell.
A few weeks ago we were having a potluck with friends and I made mini sliders with my pulled pork recipe. Â My sister gave my husband a book for Christmas called “The New Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day” Â I found this really intriguing. Â How can you have decent bread? Â The five minutes is a bit of a misnomer but not far off. Â The cool thing about this book is that there are a lot of recipes that take minimal effort for decent results. Â And if you are wary of trying to bake bread, this would be a good place to start.
I chose the master recipe for the boule. Â In a clear container that has a lid add 680 grams of lukewarm water and 10 grams of yeast.

Add 20 grams of kosher salt. Â Then add 910 grams of all purpose flour.

Mix the ingredients until the flour is completely incorporated.

No kneading required! Â Goes completely against everything I believe with bread making. Â But I was trusting the recipe. Â Cover loosely with the lid or with cling film. Â Set it on the counter for a few hours to rise. Â It needs to rise then begin to collapse.

Pop it into the fridge at least 3 hours though you can have in the fridge overnight. Â Preheat the oven to 450F/230C. Â Shape the bread into balls about 2in/5cm in diameter. Â The trick here is not to overwork the dough. Â This takes 20 to 40 seconds. Snip a cross into the top and let rest 30-45 minutes.

Because these are small rolls they only need to be baked 15-20 minutes. Â When you put them into the oven add about a cup of ice to a cast iron container that is below the baking sheet. Â This will add the steam necessary for a nice crust.

Slice in half, add the pulled pork with shredded cheese and red onion that has been marinated in apple cider vinegar. Â These are a little messy so not for dressy parties but for casual get togethers these are perfect.









































































